I haven’t purchased a pair Boardshorts since high school. But after mooning the lineup one too many times when taking a set on the head, and falling in love with Roxy’s fakie boardshorts, it might be time to break the streak. Me and worn-in cutoffs are like chips & salsa, and these might need to be added to the collection, and used to fashionably cover my bum in the water from time to time.